DANPHY TRAAN

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

citysgold:

):
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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peace-otexe:

atotorakku:

sparf:

peace-otexe:

?????

Engine failure. I vaguely remember this being on Jalopnik a while ago.

lmao nah he gettin high af blowin’ Os hahaaaaa 420

truuu

peace-otexe:

atotorakku:

sparf:

peace-otexe:

?????

Engine failure. I vaguely remember this being on Jalopnik a while ago.

lmao nah he gettin high af blowin’ Os hahaaaaa 420

truuu

the-goddamazon:

awwww-cute:

Last night, my cat Merlin was on my husband’s side of he bed. He told me to take care of it, so I did

LMFao

the-goddamazon:

awwww-cute:

Last night, my cat Merlin was on my husband’s side of he bed. He told me to take care of it, so I did

LMFao